I’m intoxicated, and intoxicated me always has a lot on her mind and a lot that needs to be said. I was tweeting, but then Twitter conveniently went down, which is good because I told my followers to stop me from tweeting so I wouldn’t sound like a drunken imbecile. Twitter always has the ability to go down at the worst times, and when I’m in the middle of conversations I want to be in the middle of. Now I’m bored.
Rob is swimming. I would be swimming too, but the weather is too cold for my liking. It needs to be warmer outside, and I think it’s going to rain soon. How awesome.
This is so pointless.